Dear Chive,

My son is a big fan of your website. I bought him one of your t-shirts for his last birthday, and he wears it all the time. "Keep Calm and Chive On!", he always tells me. He's shown me some funny photos from the Chive, and it's turned me into a secret fan of yours!

Well while I was out shopping in Osh Kosh today, I saw somebody wearing a red "Keep Calm And Carry On" button. Do you know about this? I'm not sure what legal action you could take from someone obviously stealing your tagline, but I thought you should at least be aware of it. If you need more information, I can go back to the Yankee Candle outlet and find the employee who was wearing it.

Linda Wilson

Listerine Zero

Dear Listerine Zero,

I was very excited to see that you’ve come out with a variety of Listerine without all those calories, while still maintaining a great flavor. As someone who counts calories and watches her weight, I’ve found that every little bit counts. Now I’m able to have as much delicious Listerine as I want, guilt free! Also, fewer upset stomachs with this new variety! Many compliments on the new great product!

I’m interested in the additional ingredients of Listerine Zero, but couldn’t seem to find them on the bottle I purchased. Where can I find the nutrition facts for the Fresh Mint variety of your product? Particularly, I'm interested in the sweeteners used, and the suggested serving size for adults and children.

Thank you,
Linda Wilson

Dear Arby's,

I recently saw your commercial advertising your "13-Hour Brisket", and am very interested in trying it. My husband and I are huge fans of authentic BBQ (we get the McRib whenever it's available!) so I am quite excited to try this brisket I've heard so much about.

However, I have some questions regarding the ordeirng process. Do I need to call in my order beforehand, or can I still use the drive thru? Is there a way to get the brisket immediately, or at least take some curly fries to-go while it's being smoked? 13 hours is a long time to wait for lunch.

Linda B. Wilson

P.S. Can I bring my daughter Denise in to watch the brisket getting smoked? She loves cooking.